Condiments - Round 1d
(1) Ranch v (8) Au Jus
In 2023, we put Ranch on everything. Salad, fries, wings, heck, there's even a Ranch Ice Cream. Whereas Au Jus has basically one role in the condiment world, but it's a darn good one. It's BEEF JUICE, people!
(4) Spicy Brown Mustard v (5) Chocolate Syrup
Spicy Brown Mustard is for the adventurous ones. It's for those of us that have graduated past regular old mustard to something with some kick. And chocolate syrup combines two perfect things. It's a real dilemma.
(3) Honey Mustard v (6) A-1 Steak Sauce
Ah, honey mustard... salad dressing that allows us to pretend we're being healthy. And A-1 goes on steak, but don't get all pretentious and act like it's not delicious. You know you have a bottle in your fridge.